Category: Joke Board
Fun stuff to do in an elevator!!!
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while,
let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15. Swat at flies that don't exist.
16. Tell people that you can see their aura.
17. Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?"
20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the otherpassengers.
23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, I have new socks on
I thnk I'll try some of tese in the elivator at the airport tomorrow. Lol. Good one!
:D Nice job.
don't thank me, thank my mother's e-mails!!
lol i never knew u could have so much fun in an elevater! i love to bend down as its moving. hehehehehe
me and one of my friends went into the elivator in the mall, which has the windows where you can see everything and just kept riding it up and down, and seeing as how there was no one on it kept singing dech the halls with random anime characters, mind you, this was the middle of june, but it was fun, and neither of us cared.
This made me laugh, its crazy. The list was random, crazy, and funny. It was a bit weired and retarded, but I think i'll try some of this the next time I visit the mall with some friends. I want to see the reactions I get from people passing by. Actually there's more random things you can do inside an elevator. You just have to think outside the box lol! This was a good list.
I can think of more, but -- that's a different story... specially if two people get stuck...rofl jkjk
I've got an idea for something you can do in the elevator. Just pretend it's a bus and your the driver, and have other passengers pay you a fair. Good money making scheme lol!